I SHALL BE IN NEW YORK CITY ALL THIS WEEK SO IF YOU LIVE THERE AND WANT TO HANG OUT, CALL ME OR SOMETHING YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!

Holy shit, a neologism blog! If you're as much of a verbophile as I am, you won't be able to get anything done until you've read all the archives of this.

Is anyone else watching this inaugural ball thingamajig? GOD DAMN BUT THE OBAMAS ARE JUST THE CUTEST MOFOS IN THE NATION. They slow dance like a pair of high school freshmen. I can't take it. I just want to take them home with me and put them on a shelf.

Well, I've just turned a 38-page monstrosity.
For those of you who are still battling stalwartly through, have two minutes of pure innards-groping inspiration.

My thesis proposal is DONE.

Now on to the 10-page sociopoetry final.

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( So here are all the adorable animal videos from my youtube favorites. )

They'll totally brighten your day up too.

Check out my totally baller jack-o-lantern. Or should I say EXTERMIN-O-LANTERN!



Now watch this series of ads done by a group in L.A. They're about thirty seconds each.

( Videos )


Yarrgh, now back to finishing my halloween costume! Must affix things to other things!

When you are CAUTIOUS or RELUCTANT about doing something, you can be said to be WARY of it. You are probably not WEARY of it.

I, however, am weary of people constantly making this mistake. It doesn't even make sense! If you're not sure you want to do something, you can't already be sick of doing it!

BY THE WAY

For your daily dose of Halloween barfitude -






Truly ridonkadonk.

What are you all being for Halloween?

Your results:
You are James T. Kirk (Captain)

James T. Kirk (Captain) 75% Will Riker 70% Uhura 65% Jean-Luc Picard 65% Deanna Troi 60% Chekov 40% Geordi LaForge 40% Mr. Scott 30% Spock 24% Data 23% Worf 20% Beverly Crusher 15% Leonard McCoy (Bones) 10% An Expendable Character (Redshirt) 5% Mr. Sulu 0%

You are often exaggerated and over-the-top in your speech and expressions. You are a romantic at heart and a natural leader.

Click here to take the "Which Star Trek character are you?" quiz...



Also I have the hiccups, flargh.

This weekend is going to be SO TOTALLY BALLER.

While you're at it, watch this video

Just because I'm curious and not at all because I'm planning a totally awesome halloween costume...

Does anyone know what this type of goggles is called? And if so, where can I find me a pair?

Too Easy-- That Was Like Sandblasting a Soup Cracker

Ten-year-old tourist girl wearing pink Crocs: Smoking is bad for you!
Smoking queer: Crocs are for retarded kids who can't tie their own shoes.

--50th St & Broadway

By the way, Boston and NYC people here! I'll be in Boston all of Wednesday and NYC from Thursday morning to Friday morning. I'd love to have lunch or dinner or  coffee or snuggles with all of you. Let's make plans! READYSETGO.

Two part meme:

Post a comment and I'll say something positive about you, hopefully something I have experienced.

IF you have known me for more than a month (even through LJ), you may ask for me to write a poem about you, and I'll do so (maybe, time permitting).

DISCLAIMER: AS THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE EXPERIENCED ANY OF MY POETRY IN THE PAST WILL KNOW... IT IS OFTEN INCOMPREHENSIBLE AND STRANGE. MY APOLOGIES.

And now, a moment of deep insight from one of the chat transcripts I collected to analyze for my research. This is some reasonably straightforward gender performance among strangers.

adidasrules58 (1:30:27 PM): my dick bigga than a bridge
adidasrules58 (1:30:32 PM): your dick look like a little kids
kingwie14 (1:30:44 PM): MY PENIS IS THE MISSISSPPI RIVER
Aim Brothal (1:30:55 PM): yoshi..I will make u bust a 10 foot nut
giizgod (1:30:56 PM): if manhattan was on fire i can put it out with my man juice
kingwie14 (1:31:23 PM): I put out more fires than you
trpl3og (1:31:17 PM): My penis is the universe
Aim Brothal (1:31:43 PM): I fuck the black hole with my penis as a warm up act


I'm leaving Saratoga in a week! But only for a month, don't worry. I'm going to NYC and Boston and New Jersey and, you know, home. All sorts of adventures will be had. And then, senior year!

So...I know I just asked you guys to do this, but I need to impose upon your survey-taking good natures once again.

If you really enjoyed taking my last survey, or if you're bored, or if you just really like me and want to make me happy, then there is good news for you!

Survey 2 - Electric Boogaloo!

Remember that time I asked everyone to take a survey?

I'm totally going to do it again.

SURVEY

It's about AIM screen names and gender. It'll take you less than ten minutes, and it would help me out a LOT in the research I'm doing this summer.

(Note: If you personally know any of the users whose screen names are in this survey, please try to distance that from your answer and reply based only on what you could theoretically infer from the screen name itself.)

SURVEY
SURVEY
SURVEY

Keep an eye out for the pocketwatch, folks.

( The full book - image heavy )

So, thirty seconds ago, my printer was happily pooping out articles at approximately the speed of a stoned turtle. Now, suddenly, two pages from the end of this article, my computer has suddenly decided that it has no idea what a printer is. All of a sudden it keeps giving me little pop-up messages like "UNRECOGNIZED USB DEVICE HEY DID YOU KNOW THERE'S AN UNRECOGNIZED USB DEVICE GUESS WHAT HEY I DON'T RECOGNIZE THIS USB DEVICE OMG."
And my damn article won't finish printing.

I know some of you interwebsy-type people are good with them thar computer doohickeys. Can someone tell me how to wrangle this Dell-assed bastard into compliance?